That this is even a news item speaks – no, screams – volumes about the state of our politics in Donald Trump’s America. Naturally, no mention of Hillary would be complete without mentioning that “a majority of Americans don’t find her to be honest or trustworthy.” Hillary benefits from the kindness and grace of Dear Leader, because “if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that’s a good thing to do.”

Allow the Laughing Chimps to pull out our trusty Trumpese to English translator, for those of you not fluent in bullshit:

“Hillary remains free because Donald Trump has decided she should not go to jail. For now.”

The best part? There’s a not-so-subtle message here for all the rest of us, too. “If Donald Trump has the authority to do this to Hillary Clinton, imagine what he might do to you.”

Let us remind you that Dear Leader hasn’t even been sworn in yet. How much worse can it get? Stay tuned.